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Chelsea is a club from Engbland. It is based on EPL club Chelsea.

Name origin Edit

It's was originally called Chelski Bus Company - the word Chelski as a reference to the Russian owner Roman Abramovich, and Bus Company as a reference to Jose Mourinho's ''park the bus'' strategy.

After Mourinho was fired, the club was called Chelsea Guus, after manager Guus Hiddink. It was renamed Chelsea after Antonio Conte has become the manager, keeping it without a parody name.

Squad Edit

NUM. Position Player Name Nationality
1 GK Bald Caballero Handballgentina
2 DF Antonio Bluediger Germazing
3 MF Markonlongslegos Alonso Max Spayne
4 MF Secs Fabregash Max Spayne
6 MF Danny Drinkwater

Engbland

7 MF Igolo Kanye Les Blose
9 FW Realvaro Morata Max Spayne
10 MF Eden Hazardous Brillgium
11 MF Pedro Max Spayne
13 GK Tibo Caughtout Brillgium
14 MF Tiemoue Bakayoyo Les Blose
15 MF Notthevictor Moses Nigeriatrica
22 MF Will.I.An Badzil
23 FW Michy Batshuayi Brillgium
24 DF Gary Vkahill Blue Engbland
27 DF Andreas Christensen Denmark
28 DF César Azpilicueta Max Spayne
30 DF David Louise Badzil

Former players Edit

NUM. Position Player name Nationality Current Club
1 GK Petr the Czech Petr the Czech Republic Arsenal
1 GK Ass-smear Begovitch Bosniaoffside Jason Bournemouth
2 DF Bernieslaven Ivanitch Serbestia Avengers St. Petersburg
3 DF Felipe Luis Badzil Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
3 DF Cashley Hole Engbland LAG
6 DF Nathan Ake Ho-Land Jason Bournemouth
7 MF Ramires Badzil Jiangsu Suning
8 MF Frank Lard Engbland Retired
8 MF Gold Oscar Badzil Shanghai SIPG
9 FW Fernando Torrid Max Spayne Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
9 FW Failcow Collapsebia Moneyco
10 MF Hwan Mata Max Spayne Moneychester United
12 MF John Obi Wan Kenobi Nigeriatrica Tianjin TEDA
14 FW Andre Shirley Germazing Dorussia Dortmund
15 MF Kev De Bluene Brillgium Manchester Sheikhy
16 FW Robin Ho-Land Bayern Munchausen
17 MF [[Moe's salah|Moe's Salah Liveinthepastpool
18 FW Romelu Notbluekaku Brillgium Manchester United
19 FW Diego Costly-Coffee Badzil/Max Spayne Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
19 FW Demba Ba Senegoal Shanghai Shenhua
21 MF Nemanja Matić Serbestia Moneychester United
23 FW Daniel Sturrinjured Engbland Leavethepool
26 DF Schlong Terry Engbland Villa
29 DF Robert Hoof Germazing Leicester The Foxes
29 MF Nathaniel Chalobah Engbland WTFord
32 FW Samuel Eto'OAP Camerold Antalyaspor

Managers Edit

Name Nationality Period
Claudio Ranieri Greataly 2000-2004
Jose Moaninho Portugal 2004-2007

2013-2015

Avram Grant Israel 2007-2008
Guus Hiddink Ho-Land 2009

2015-2016

Carlo Eyebrowcelotti Greataly 2009-2011
Rafact Beeaneatesh Max Spayne 2012-2013
Antonio Conte Greataly 2016-

Events that it appeared in 442oons Edit

Premier League Edit

League Season Position Pts.
Premier League 2013/14 3 82
Premier League 2014/15 1 87
Premier League 2015/16 10 50
Premier League 2016/17 1 87

UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League Edit

League season Group Group position Knockout phase
Champions League 2014/15 G 1st Round of 16
Champions League 2015/16 G 1st Round of 16

Other Edit

Seasons Edit

GalleryEdit

Trivia Edit

  • It's first name was Chelski but it was changed to Chelsea Bus Company (because Jose Moaninho is known for "Parking the Bus"), before Mourinho got sacked, then it was renamed to Chelsea Guus Company. The club currently does not have a parody name.