Tournament progress[]
Group stage[]
Knockout stage[]
Players[]
Mountchester United[]
- Bastian Schweinstiger
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Phace Jones
- Marouanne Failaini
- Wayne The Ogre
- Chris Talling
- David De Saver
- Memphis the Pie
- Ghastly Tongue
- The Special Juan
- Matteo Damian
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Midas Rashford
- Jessie Lingard
Cwystal Palace[]
- Yohan Kebab
- Wales Hennessey,see?
- Dwight Gayle Platt
- Emmanuel Lazybayor
- Conor GetsonmyWickham
- Jason Punch and Judy
- Yannicked Baller-asie
Everton[]
WTFord[]
West Hammers[]
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
Moneychester Sheikhy[]
Managers[]
- Alan Buttew (Cwystal Palace manager)
- Jose Moaninho (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
- Bernie Slaven Bilić (West Hammers manager)
- Unwell Paleandgreeni (Moneychester Sheikhy manager)
- Louis van Harsh (Mountchester United manager)
- Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC manager)
Other Characters[]
- Carrier Baggie (West Bromwich Carrier Baggies mascot)
- Rovers Teddy Rover The Dog (Bland Rovers mascot)
- Kingsley Royal (Reading mascot)
- Alan Hansen
- Tryiton Giggs (Mountchester United assistant)
- West Ham fan
- Ed Woodward (Mountchester United accountant)
- Stevie Wellard (LA Galax-Z player)
- Shaka Hislop (former West Hammers players)
- Woy Bodgson (BorEngland manager)
- Mark Clattenburg (referee)
- Sir Alex Whiskey-nose (former Mountchester United manager)
- Tinie Tempah (singer)
- physios
- Sam Dunscombe (animator)
- James Nesbitt (actor)
- Ordinary Referee
- young lady
- 2 puppets
- Unnamed old woman
- Sir Bobby Charlton
- Prince Willy
- Divhead Moyes