- "Just call me, Mr. Cleansheet!"
– Savewell Neuer, and his Bayern teammates
- "What in the name of lederhosen?"
– Savewell Neuer
- "Okay Gianluigi, who did you sleep with at BS Sports to get that rating?"
– Savewell Neuer roasting Gianluigi
– Savewell Neuer to Peter Gulácsi
Savewell Neuer is a German football player who plays as a goalkeeper and captains both FC Buyern Monstermunchen and OMGermany.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Neuer has brown hair, large brown eyebrows and has large nose. He wears the typical Bayern goalkeeper kit in which he wears white gloves.
Neuer is usually depicted with a witch's broomstick, leading him to be called "Sweeper Keeper" and "Mr. Cleansheet".
Personality[]
Neuer is a confident goalkeeper who loves to prevent other teams from scoring goals against Bayern Monstermunchen. In one record, Neuer breaks the record for keeping a clean-sheet for over 1,000 hours for Bundesliga during his career.
Neuer is sometimes can be teasing towards other goalkeepers, (An example would be him teasing Gianluigi Smadonnarumma for sleeping at BT sports to get 89 rating).
History[]
Neuer was a contestant for the 2014 FIFARCE Bellen D'Or Awards in which he got placed third. His name is based on his performances in real life.
Interactions[]
Neuer is friends with Philip Lamb, Thomasshole Muller (his main partner for 11 years because they are both played for FC Buyern Monstermunchen and OMGermany), Mario Goatze, Xabi Irunslow, and Jeronimo Boateng. He also has interactions with Pep, si? Guardiola.
Trivia[]
- Not only he is described as the best goalkeeper, but in the story about him, Neuer was also a voice actor. He did the German voice for Frank McCay for Die Monster Uni (Monsters University).
- He has three 'sweeping keeping" broomsticks. In a 'You Laugh, You Lose' segement against RB Leipzig, Neuer shows his 'old face form' broomstick to Péter Gulácsi, which he didn't appeared to make him laugh. Then he showed his 'Erling Haaland' mop and the 'Neuerbus 2000'.
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