Changes: Real Modrid

Revision as of 23:36, 19 April 2018

Real Madrid or Ronal Madrid is the greatest club in football history. Despite 442oons not making a good depiction of it, Real Madrith is above Bancelona or any shitty english club. That was a penalty, sorry Juve fans. HALA MADRID!!!

12 Champions League titles
33 LaLiga trophies
Millions of butthurt kids all over the world

Squad

1 Keylor Navas

R. Carvajal

4 Sergio Ramos

5 Varane

6 Nacho

7 Figlio di troia

8 Toni Kroos

9 Krim Benzema
10 Lucroat Modnotrich

11 Garry Bale

12 Marcello

13 Kickoff Casilla

14 Cassie

16 Mateo Cobracic

17 Real's Vazquez

18 Mariano Ricardo Diaz

19 Hack-imi

20 Marco As-and-show

22 Isgo(get out)

Former Players

9/28 Emmanuel Lazybayor (out to Crystal Pardew)

10 Eyezil Terrestrial (out to Arsene )

10/23 Sneijderman (out to Goaltosaray Now In OMG Nice)

14 Little Pea Hernandez (out to West Hammers )

5 Zinheadine Zidane (retired and became their Manager)

9/11 Ro

naldo (out to ABC Milan then retired)

22 Angel DDi Maria (out to Paris Saint S(l)atan)

Samuel Eto'O(forgot P & Q)

Antonio Adán

Former Managers

Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (2013-2015)
Rafact Beeneating (2015-2016)
Fabiohno Capello (1996-1997)(2006-2007)
Unwell Paleandgreeni (2009-2010)
Jose Moaninho (2010-2013)

Real Madrith's Titles

33 Spanish La Liga

19 Spanish Copa del Rey

9 Spanish Supercup

10(+2 stolen) Champions League

2 Europa League

3 UEFA Super Cup

2 World Supercup

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+'''Real Madrid''' or '''Ronal Madrid''' is the greatest club in football history. Despite 442oons not making a good depiction of it, Real Madrith is above Bancelona or any shitty english club. That was a penalty, sorry Juve fans. HALA MADRID!!!
-'''Real Mafia''' oder '''Real UEFA''' è la vergogna del nostro calcio e dovrebbe essere retrocesso a tavolino in seconda divisione spagnola, inoltre il titolo di campione d'europa [[UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2015/2016|2015-2016]] dovrebbe essere assegnato all' [[Atletico Madrith|Atletico Madrid]] , in quanto  il '''Real Mafia''' aveva corrotto l'arbitro la prova è anche il gol in fuorigioco di [[Sergio Redos|Sergio Ramos]], stesso discorso per il titolo di campioni d'europa [[UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2016/17|2016-2017]] che dovrebbe essere assegnato a tavolino alla [[Old lady|Juventus]] in quanto il Real Mafia non ha fatto altro che rubare per tutta la competizione (Prova '''Real Mafia''' 4-2 [[FC Bayern Munchausen|FC Bayern Munich]]).
+* 12 Champions League titles
-* 10 volte campione d'europa lecitamente
+* 33 LaLiga trophies
+* Millions of butthurt kids all over the world
-* 2 volte ladrone d'europa
 {{Clubs|name = Real Madrid|other_name = Ronal Madrid / Real Getrid|nation = [[Max Spayne]]|city = Madrid|stadium = Santiago Bernabeu|capitan = [[Sergio Redos]]|vice-capitan = [[Marcello]]|coach = [[Zinheadine Zidane]]|most_popular_players = [[Cristiano Euronaldo]], [[Hamish Rodriguez]], [[Garry Bale]], [[Mercedes Benzema]]|rival_clubs = [[Bancelona]], [[Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid]]|league = La Liga Santander|image1 = Real Madrid.JPG}}