442oons Career Edit
He is first heard of by calling Jose the Special Mong in trying to get Mesut Eyezil. His first appearance though is when he is on his cruise ship with Jose who are making fun of Arsey Whinger who is trying to catch Chewy Suarez. He also makes appearances in Jose's Bus Song threatening him to win a trophy or face being replaced with DIvhead Moyes and also is discovered by Arsey Whinger in his Q&A that he is helping Piers Moron with Arsenal's bad form so Whinger gets fired.
He is depicted as a Russian doll and has a deep Russian accent. He also appeared on Chelsea's old logo.